The Kingdom of Womble 13974 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.599 billion Womble 13974ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Womble 13974ian economy, worth 216 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,177 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,469 per year while the poor average 9,153, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, surveillance cameras are banned, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Womble 13974's national animal is the sheep.

Womble 13974 is ranked 240,976^th in the world and 14,821^st in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.